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Post by Rainbow on Jan 9, 2009 21:11:05 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by nightnurse on Jun 9, 2010 23:25:31 GMT
This made me howl ;D An eminent English doctor is going to be travelling the length and breadth of the country in the next two months conducting a survey into men's penis size . She's particularly interested in the self-esteem issues that men with a smaller than average penis have , and she is asking for volunteers with small members to make themselves known to her on her travels ,anonymously of course , and the easiest way of making themselves visible is to attach a white cloth with a red cross to their motor vehicles (see example below) .......... ;D
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Post by Teebee on Jun 13, 2010 19:53:30 GMT
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-kg potato bags. Then try 50-kg potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-kg potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.Medical Condition
A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"
The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, opens the window, snaps the radio aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks "Did you get these marks having sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen." A man on a nudist beach was tanned all over except for his willy, so he buried himself in the sand with only his willy sticking out. Two old women walked by and one said to the other 'There is no justice in the world. When I was 16 I was afraid of it, at 18 I was curious about it, at 20 I enjoyed it, at 30 I asked for it, at 40 I paid for it, atv50 I prayed for it, at 60 I forgot about it, and now I'm 70 the f~~~g things are growing wild!' ;D ;D
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Post by Ditto on Jun 14, 2010 9:06:54 GMT
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Post by wrigglerosie on Jul 1, 2010 12:42:23 GMT
I couldn't care less about the football, but I've just got sent these ;D ;D ;D
Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red cross in support of the England team.
It's called the Laughing Stock
Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons.A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel.Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explicit for ITV
So an angry fan managed to get into the England changing room after last night’s game. Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning – “it is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible” said Sipho Umboto aged 6
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.
I’m going to be bold here, and suggest England play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
And of course, did you know England are preparing for a flood alert?
8 million Scots and welsh are all pissing themselves…
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