Post by PokerKitten on Jul 18, 2006 11:07:46 GMT
Apparently, if 40 or more of these apply to you, then you're one spoiled little DG ;D
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone -
(2) a television in your bedroom -
() an iPod/MP3 player -
() a photo printer -
(3) your own phone line -
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder -
() high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup) -
() a surround sound system in bedroom -
() DVD player in bedroom -
() at least a hundred DVDs -
(4) a childfree bathroom -
() your own in-house office -
() a pool -
() a guest house -
() a game room -
() a queen-size bed or larger -
() a stocked bar -
() a working dishwasher -
() an icemaker -
() a working washer and dryer -
() more than 20 pairs of shoes -
() at least ten things from a designer store -
() expensive sunglasses -
(5) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) -
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels -
() a multi-speed bike -
() a gym membership -
() large exercise equipment at home -
() your own set of golf clubs -
() a pool table -
() a tennis court -
() local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea -
() your own pair of skis -
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat -
() a jet ski -
() a neighborhood committee membership -
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin -
() wealthy family members -
() two or more family cars-
() a walk-in closet or pantry -
(6) a yard -
() a hammock -
() a personal trainer -
(7) good credit -
() expensive jewelry -
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get -
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now -
() more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards) -
() a stock portfolio -
(8) a passport -
() a horse -
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you) -
() private medical insurance-
(9) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans -
Do you:
() shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week -
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores -
(10) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) -
() go on weekend mini-vacations -
() send dinners back with every flaw -
() wear perfume or cologne (not body spray) -
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon -
() have a job but don't need the money -
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice -
() pay someone else to cook your meals -
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs -
(11) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis -
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner -
Are you:
(12) an only child -
() married/partnered to a wealthy person -
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way -
Have you:
() been on a cruise -
(13) traveled out of the country -
(14) met a celebrity -
() been to the Caribbean -
(15) been to Europe -
() been to Hawaii -
() been to New York -
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle -
() been to the Mall of America -
() been on the Eiffel tower in Paris -
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York -
(16) moved more than three times because you wanted to -
() dined with local political figures -
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast -
Did you:
() go to another country for your honeymoon -
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party -
() take riding or swimming lessons as a child -
() attend private school -
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
I obviously need to live it up more, with a poxy 16
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone -
(2) a television in your bedroom -
() an iPod/MP3 player -
() a photo printer -
(3) your own phone line -
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder -
() high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup) -
() a surround sound system in bedroom -
() DVD player in bedroom -
() at least a hundred DVDs -
(4) a childfree bathroom -
() your own in-house office -
() a pool -
() a guest house -
() a game room -
() a queen-size bed or larger -
() a stocked bar -
() a working dishwasher -
() an icemaker -
() a working washer and dryer -
() more than 20 pairs of shoes -
() at least ten things from a designer store -
() expensive sunglasses -
(5) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) -
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels -
() a multi-speed bike -
() a gym membership -
() large exercise equipment at home -
() your own set of golf clubs -
() a pool table -
() a tennis court -
() local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea -
() your own pair of skis -
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat -
() a jet ski -
() a neighborhood committee membership -
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin -
() wealthy family members -
() two or more family cars-
() a walk-in closet or pantry -
(6) a yard -
() a hammock -
() a personal trainer -
(7) good credit -
() expensive jewelry -
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get -
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now -
() more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards) -
() a stock portfolio -
(8) a passport -
() a horse -
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you) -
() private medical insurance-
(9) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans -
Do you:
() shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week -
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores -
(10) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) -
() go on weekend mini-vacations -
() send dinners back with every flaw -
() wear perfume or cologne (not body spray) -
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon -
() have a job but don't need the money -
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice -
() pay someone else to cook your meals -
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs -
(11) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis -
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner -
Are you:
(12) an only child -
() married/partnered to a wealthy person -
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way -
Have you:
() been on a cruise -
(13) traveled out of the country -
(14) met a celebrity -
() been to the Caribbean -
(15) been to Europe -
() been to Hawaii -
() been to New York -
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle -
() been to the Mall of America -
() been on the Eiffel tower in Paris -
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York -
(16) moved more than three times because you wanted to -
() dined with local political figures -
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast -
Did you:
() go to another country for your honeymoon -
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party -
() take riding or swimming lessons as a child -
() attend private school -
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
I obviously need to live it up more, with a poxy 16
Never mind PK I only got a poxy 17 
I got 24 
