How you die-Really funny!

[Allison]

Ok this is really funny- Go to www.google.com and type in quotations your name and was killed by like this..

"Allison was killed by" then look and see what comes up. sometimes the funniest stuff is there- then post it! start!

"Allison was killed by a dump truck that didn't stop at a stop sign on stillwater and west reserve."

**shakes angry fist damn you garbage men!!**

kinda funny but i was also killed..

"his daughter Allison was killed by a vampire and will take no part in a “proper” burial"

[Cyrus]

LMAO the 2nd result for me was:

Buffyverse Dialogue Database - CLIP: 'What killed Emily?'
WILLOW: So Emily was killed by a regular human person. GILES: The evidence certainly points that way. BUFFY: No, wait. II'm not buying, you guys. ...
vrya.net/bdb/clip.php?clip=2875

heh, and I know which ep that's from... "The Puppet Show"


and apparently, I was also killed by quite a few drunk drivers as well as:

"Emily was killed by a police car driving at over 60mph in a 30mph ..."

"Emily was killed by my ex-husband when he sat on the La-Z-Boy chair that she was playing under."

"Emily was killed by a train. she and one of her sisters were deaf because they were given quinine for a childhood illness that caused their deafness."

"Emily was killed by her brother Fred. ... "

"I think it's pretty obvious that Emily was killed by her lover"

ooh and another vampire one (the Buffy one showed up quite a few times but this isn't Buffy)
"One night there was an attack on the church and despite Jeremy's efforts Emily was killed by a vampire with a grossly disfigured face, while three others held ... "

"Emily was killed by a point blank shot from the Dark-trooper, Willis had his head crushed, Maloney was put through a wall, "

more nonBuffy vampires:
" Consorting with Bedlam {co-written with Beverley Lee} IWTV; Morgan, the English painter, whose wife, Emily, was killed by the vampire in Varna, survived. ... "

"I was shocked too when Emily was killed by her mother (shot in the face no less), how ironic. "


Allison, you're so morbid! lol! ;D


heehee also did my boyfriend (his name! you dirty girls! ) and this was the only result:
"Javier was killed by hooded men while guarding the votes of Antique."
heh interesting...

[PokerKitten]

These google things very rarely work for me, but death seems to be an exception

A few of the more interesting:

Erica was killed by a priest in a long black robe

Erica was killed by the barb wires strangled around her neck

Erica was killed by a lethal kick from her husband.

The bastard!

[Allison]

I know its kinda morbid but its funny to see what comes out- also google "was arrested for"

"Allison was arrested for civil disobedience in front of the US Supreme Court"

"Allison was arrested for alleged possession of a controlled substance "

"Allison was arrested For The second time IN two months On prostitution charges"

And it seems I get arrested for DUI's alot

[Cyrus]

allison said:

And it seems I get arrested for DUI's alot

Ah ha! Maybe you're the drunk driver that keeps killing me!

[Allison]

LMFAO!! Nooo not me... Im innocent!!
**Reaches for the beer on the computer desk**

[Cyrus]

allison said:

LMFAO!! Nooo not me... Im innocent!!
**Reaches for the beer on the computer desk**

Sure you are... **runs away from the road**

[Allison]

I personally like how I was arested for prostitution AGAIN it said. Man what a slut I am! hahaha

only is james is my pimp! ;D

[Ditto]

The bastard!

Heh! Y'never fail to crack me up PK.

I put Ditto in and I've never been killed. I'm an Immortal! There can be only one!! ::preens::

Spike and Ditto together forever. No competition as you lot are obviously gonna meet sticky ends. Me and Spike.

[Allison]

Leave it to Ditto to never die... now lets see what you were arrested for!!

Oh did I mention we have Ditto's Pool Hall here?? Its like three blocks from my house and I think of you everytime I drive past it!

OMG I ggogles you Ditto..... this is hilarious..

"The Psychic Ditto was arrested for 53 counts of Aggravated Impersonation of Jell-O. Ditto is Now serving A 67 year prison sentence. ...
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