Here's my scribbles about this episode as it aired. I think I got all the typos out of it, but it still may not make sense lol!
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Spike and his hand-held video game! Wonder if there were out-takes because James got into the game and missed his cue...
Spike while playing vid game in Angel's office and has his feet proped up: "How do you say "wank off" in Italian?"
Spike to Angel: "You don't think I'll get you trapse off to Italy alone do you?!"
Spike to Angel: "I just want to see you happy... well not too happy because then I'll have to stake you."
Angel to Spike: "This is about us!"
Angel on the plane: "You want a drink?"
Spike: "God yes!"
ahhhhh a 4 second flashblack to Italy! Spike with black hair and shades saying chow?! Will have to check later.
oooh! Chained up Angel us and Spike! Spike shirtless! in their underwear! ! ! And Angelus tells the guy holding a crossbow on them that he'll "Snatch your little wee sticks out of the air and spend the next night shoving them slowly up your arse!"
Andrew! he answers Buffy and Dawn's apartment door.
awww angel and spike trying to get through the door at the same time!
Heh, Andrew says something about snuggling on the couch. I missed something and will have to rewatch it later, but something like, "You didn't know they were together" and then Spike says to Angel, "It's worse."
Naked Darla!
OMG! Spike and Angeulus mad about the Immortal with their women! Many slashy innuendos, both A/S and D/D. And D/D talking about heading to a bath together so "the boys can weep in private."
Dru to Darla: "Will you hold me under the water?"
Darla: "If you wish."
Dru is satisfied and giggles.
Spike: "Violate! In succession!"
Darla: "Concurrently."
Angelus: "Concurrently?! You never let us do that."
Heh! Back to the present with A & S getting mad together about Buffy with the Immortal.
Teehee! Andrew with a pore cleaning strip on his nose!
*gasp!* Fred's parents come to visit and Illyria changes into Fred and saves Wes' arse! He had them in his office and was just about to tell them, when Illyria walks in as Fred. Her parents of course don't know the difference, but Wes has a *whoa* look on his face.
damn fake buffy double
Spike to Angel: "Hold down the fort... be right back."
Angel called Spike Blondie bear!
Angel: "Sleeping together is not a relationship."
Spike: "It is if you do it enough times!"
slow mo S/A fighting in club with bad guys. heh, you should see the expressions on Spike's face when he's in slowmo. Ahh Angel just hit Spike! the simul-punch! with some dude singing about true love
ahh here comes the motorbike! Spike hops on and says hop in little mama toangel angel says I'm not riding on the back, and spike says he's getting away, so angel gets on spike's er, bike and grabs his middle... oh now spike says stop holding on so tight!
Spike: "Let go of me!"
Angel: "I want in charge of the head!"
oh Spike grabbed Angels wrist to look at his watch
Angel: "That's right no more screwing around." Did I miss something?
aww the boys collabrating!
heh W&H Rome office looks the same. what a way to save on set costs
oh my I love the way Illyria changed into Fred and p;ayed the role perfectly. Wes askes what are you doing and she says visiting with my folks. heh and the way fred's mother talks to wes!
Angel: "Don't you gys have like an Italian Wesley here?
Italian W&H woman: "Yes but he is taking a nap."
Spike: "Guns. Lots and lots of guns." LMAO he must've been watching the Matrix.
heh, angel tells the acathala story way different! He says he saved the world. Spike knows better and is all like *rolls eyes* "She killed you." and Angel says "but I told her to...." *look from Spike* "...I signaled her with my eyes!" Spike rolls eyes.
Spike: "and trapse off my my girl..." *look from Angel* "...our girl"
heh the game of keep-away with the head... Spike gets it... oh no the head wasn't in the bag it's a bomb! Ticks down from 0:04 to 0:01... cut to commercial of course.
oooh spike is coatless because they got blown up! and his jacket is destroyed! yay no more duster oh no wait Italian W&H lady gives him a new one. Damn.
LMAO @ Angel's new outfit!
Angel: "But she's not finished baking yet! And meanwhile the Immortal's eating cookie dough!" *funny look from Spike*
Andrew from the other room while changing: "Spike, is Angel crying?"
Spike: "No..." *looks at Angel* "...not yet..."
Andrew goes from a robe to a tux!
And he has two girls!
Illyria keeps teasing Wes with Fred's form. Poor Wesley.
Spike: "Can't we just lock her in a box where no one can touch her like we did with Pavane?"
Angel: "Nah, she wouldn't let us. She's pretty strong."
Perfect opportunity for S&A to grab each other and smooch at the end when when they're talking about moving on... but of course they don't.
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Sorry if it doesn't make much sense... I'll have to go back and watch again... ;D I'm kind of in a Spangel-induced high...
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My screenshots! Click on the links for pics!
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Sharing the doorway2.
Italian Spike in the 50s3.
Our boys' arses in their undies4.
More arse5.
Chained up6.
Close up of Spike chained up7.
Still chained up8.
Jumping in chains - rear view9.
Caught! Getting dressed (putting pants on)10.
Still dressing11.
Spike's face when he finds out Dru was with the Immortal too