Well here we go... as usual, sorry for the randomness and errors (though I think I got most of those). I was a bit more distracted through this ep and it may not all make sense....
*Smallville credits roll* OMG I can't belive this is happening....
"And now the series finale of Angel..."
Teaser...
We pick up where we left off last week with everybody raising their hands. Angel says a few things, then he decks Spike and has a hold on him (down boy!
), but when umm Eve's replacement I can't remember his name walks in, we figure out that A hit S because the 6-minute glamour wore off. The Circle of Black Thorn wants to meet with Angel. Uh oh... *roll opening credits* I'm still sitting here in shock, can't believe this is it...
After commercial break... (including a commercial for James' favorite drink)
They go to Spikes apartment wher eIllyrica is beat up. Ooh guest Vincent K name just showed! The circle is meeting. Eww it's the blue blood demon; his slave is in the corner.
Angel to blue blood drinking demon: "if the next words out of your mouth are 'Kiss SPike' we just might have to kiss."
edit waaay later: ohhh man talk about a slip... I was looking at this again looking for a quote and realized this mistake... it's supposed to be "If the next words out of your mouth are 'Kill Spike' we just might have to kiss." oops bad me!*gasp* Angel just signed away the Shanshu prophecy.
Heh Harmony says being human is not so great... zits, dandruff, mortality, but she does miss the way her heart beat when she "kissed a really hot boy for the first time". And she's feeling left out because everybody else know what's going on. He tells her to keep Hamilton busy however she wants.
Damn Lindsey looks hot tonight! Though I know he's going to die...
heh LMAO
Lindsey to Angel: "Are you really a vampire with big brass testes?"
Then not too much later...
Angel: "I want you Lindsey. I'm thinking about rephrasing that."
Lindsey: "Yeah I might be more comfortable with that."
"You're watching the series finale of Angel on the WB Wednesday night." Yeah ya daft buggers we know!
Okay, Angel just told everybody to take the day off.
Angel: "Live, do what ever you want. Live the day like it's your last because it probably is."
-cut to Lorne singing in front of an audience-
-cut to Angel meeting Connor in a coffee shop-
-cut to Spike in a bar-
downing a bunch of shots.
And he says he never had a proper funeral
-cut to Charles greeting Anne-
She's moving to a new shelter. He helps her carry boxes and stuff.
-cut to Wes and Illyria-
He's mixing her some mud stuff to put on her cuts.
Illyria: "Angel told you to do whatver you wanted today. I am not what you want."
Wes: "No."
I: "They why?"
W: "Thought I'd go off and have one last perfect day..." [something about Mr. Spanks-a-lot] "There is no perfect day for me Illyria. There is nothing that I want."
I: "You want to be with Fred."
W: "Yes Yes that's where I'd be if I could."
I: "I could assume her shape. Make her come alive again. But you would never ask me to."
Wes says that her being Fred would be a lie, and since he doesn't intend to die tonight he will not accept a lie.
ooh Spike doing his poetry! heh he's verrry drunk! And he's very serious in his reading, then he finishes and says that's for Cecily. And the crowd cheers and he hams it up.
now Connor and Angel in the cofee shop talking about Nina being a wereworlf.
C: "I know you're my father."
A: "You got your memoryes back."
C: "Yah they're mixed in there with the new ones. Kind of like a bad dream.... someimes an inappropriately erotice bad dream."
-Eve and Lindsey kissing-
L: What are you thinking about?
E: Angel
L: You couldn't have said a worse thing.
Angel: "This may come out a little pretentious, but one of you will betray me."
*Spike raises his hand* LMAO
Angel gives them they're assignments. He tells Illyria what to do, and she says something about ripping out their spines.
Angel: "Spike-"
Spike: "First off I'm not wearing any amulets. No [names off a bnch of jewelry]."
eww Harmony and Hamilton together
Harmony as she cuddles up to Hamilton: "Now, about Angel's secret plan..."
*cut to commercial*
"You're watching the series finale of Angel on the WB Wednesday night." Ahhh yes we know already quit rubbing it in!
Heh Illria tells Gunn "Try not to die. You're not unpleasant to my eyes."
Hmm Wes looks at Angel very strangely. Like there's some UST there... hmmm... Wesgel? Anes? Erm no that doesn't work...
Spike asks Angel about the Shanshu and says "If we make it through this is one of us going to get to be a real boy?"
Angel says: "We're not going to make it through."
Spike: "Okay as long as it's not you."
Ohhh I nearly missed because I was typing but Spike was in one of the demon's robe thingies. Oh those cheekbones stood out!
ohhhhhh Lindsey just kicked a door down damn he's hot tonight!!! Tight jeans, big belt buckle...
oops Hamilton just threw Angel through some windows.
Heh, he just fired Harmony cuz she betrayed him.
H: "Do you think I could get a recommendation?"
A: "Yes"
H: "But if you don't live... "
A: "It's already in the desk."
"When we return, the conclusion to the series fianle of Angel."
Whoa Hamilton is strong... and they sure are tearing up the set!
Hamilton: "Did you really think you woud kill archduke sesbassisus"
Angel: "no I think I already did"
-cut to seb. drinking his slave's blood then dying-
Spike to baby: "hello jr my names Spike. Lucky for you I'm om a strict diet."
Now he's fighting while holding the baby.
cut to Lindsey sword fighting
then to wes with Cyvus
back to Angel and Hamilton. He's quite like a Matrix Agent
oh hamilton was about to stake angel and connor saved him
Connor to Angel: "You drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending?"
Gunn just killed the sensator woman and how he's fighting her vampires
uh oh lindsey is bout to die! Lorne and him just killed a bunch of demons.
OMG lorne just shot Lindey!
Lorne: "One last job Youre not part of the solution l, you never were"
Lindsey: "You kill me? a flunkey?! Angels kills me! Angel..."
Lorne: "goodnight folks" lorne leaves.
back to wes and cyvus
C has some kind of mystical choke on Wes
noooo he just stabbed Wes! W made a ball of bright stuff and threw it at C
Illyra came in "This wound is mortal."
Wes: "It was good that you came"
I: "I killed all mine and I was..."
W: "Concerned."
I: "I think so. but I can't help. Youll be dead within moments"
W: "I know"
I: "would you like me to lie to you now?"
W: "yes thank you yes"
Illyria turns into Fred
W: "hello there"
F: "wesleymy wesley"
W: "yes yes it's you"
she kissed him
F: "it's gonna be okay it wont hurt much longer and then you'll be where I am. Well be toghther."
W: "I I love you"
Fred: "I love you My love oh my love"
-wes is dead-
Illryia in freds form is still crying
Cyvus comes back and she morphes back to Ilryria as she punches and shatters Cyvus's head.
back to Angel, Connor and Hamilton fighting
Angel just vamped and bit Hamilton ohhh cool matrix move
beats him up some more and killed him
uh oh earthquake! Angel tells Connor to go home after arguing he fianlly does
Angel is the first one to the alley (where they were going to meet after the fight)Then Spike: "Boo!"
here comes Gunn badly injured
Spike: "You're supposed to wear that red stuff on the inside Charlie boy."
["Charrlieeeeeee!"]
Gunn: "Any word on Wes?"
Illryia jumps in "wesley is dead. I'm feeling grief for him I can't conrol it. I wish to do violence."
oh no here come the dragons and demons!
Spike: "Any plan on what we're going to do?"
Angel: "Well personally I kind of want to fight the dragon... lets get to work."
screen goes black... exectuive producer Joss Whedon.
Then a thank you thing from the wb for the 5 years of Angel with clips from all 5 seasons.
And it's over...
grr... arg...
edited because when I read it, there were more errors than I realized