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Post by Cyrus on Mar 2, 2004 3:16:42 GMT
That's very very gross... I remember seeing a COPS episode not too long ago where an oldish woman lived in a trailer like that... except wasn't just Coke bottles... food and shit all over (um literally... cuz there were lots of cats there too... some dead, some alive... and the cop said there were spider webs in the bathroom such that no one could get in there... ) I'm sure that pic was meant as a funny, but there are some mentally unstable/can't take care of themselves people who actually live like that... though why someone with 2 computer monitors would live like that, I have no idea...
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Post by azazel on Mar 2, 2004 3:16:57 GMT
Look its Cy as a male second from the right Know what you mean Cy, but thats obviously just a dig at computer nerds
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 2, 2004 3:18:41 GMT
That's funny... but... Look its Cy as a male at the end HEY! (Though it's true) Yep I suppose so... but still gross! I have a few bottles by my desk, but only 4 right now...
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Post by azazel on Mar 2, 2004 3:20:08 GMT
Lol like most of us I think.
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Post by azazel on Mar 2, 2004 3:23:32 GMT
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Post by azazel on Mar 2, 2004 3:28:20 GMT
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Post by azazel on Mar 2, 2004 3:31:05 GMT
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 2, 2004 3:40:37 GMT
I've heard a slightly different version of the George Bush one, except it used hilary clinton...
LMAO at the defrosting one! ;D
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 6, 2004 5:06:48 GMT
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Post by azazel on Mar 8, 2004 11:34:07 GMT
If you hate c******* as much as I do you will have to look at this site a bit at a time, especially if you hate decorations and outdoor lights as much as I do. Christmas light 003A better notice that your web page cant be displayed Cant find server
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Post by azazel on Mar 8, 2004 11:38:36 GMT
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.! The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So........ I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished And before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKIN' GOOD I FEEL... Why does this remind me so much of NN?
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Post by nightnurse on Mar 8, 2004 20:46:45 GMT
Great toons Cy!
Az.....shhhh....you're giving away my secrets...'I Feel Good nanananananana, I knew that I would nananananana...I feel nice.....' LMFAO ;D
Oh....What are a husbands ideal vital statistics? 85 -20 - 45 85 years old, 20 million in the bank , and a 45 degree fever!
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 8, 2004 21:05:34 GMT
Oh....What are a husbands ideal vital statistics? 85 -20 - 45 85 years old, 20 million in the bank , and a 45 degree fever! You're horrible NN.
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Post by NLSpikette on Mar 9, 2004 15:40:40 GMT
haha that was a hoot Az ;D
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 12, 2004 19:14:41 GMT
The great new tee shirt
A kindergarden-aged girl suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class because the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it.
Frantically the mother swept though her daughter's room, finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already has something printed on one side. The daughter was sent to school with it.
That afternoon, the daughter return and happily showed off her shirt.
On one side it said, "Families are Forever".
On the other, "Be Smart, Don't Start"
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 14, 2004 22:37:38 GMT
Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, " Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and let three more go, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!
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Post by nightnurse on Mar 17, 2004 0:46:10 GMT
[shadow=red,left,300]ROTFLMAO[/shadow][glow=red,2,300][/glow]
What's the difference between a womans behaviour during the menopause and a blokes?
A menopausal woman goes through a variety of complex , emotional,psychological and biological changes that vary from individual to individual. The menopause in men provokes an identical reaction....they all buy Raybans, leather driving gloves, then go shopping for a shiny red car.
A Really good looking fella walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and takes a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. Suddenly, a real pig of a bloke walks in. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he's surrounded by women. Soon, he walks out of the bar with two of the most beautiful women you ever saw. Disheartened by all this, the good looking bloke goes up to the barman and say's: 'Excuse me, but that minging bloke just came in here and left with those two stunning women....what's his secret? 'He's as ugly as sin, and I'm everything a girl could want.' ' Well' say's the barman. ' I don't know how he does it, but the same thing happens every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows....'
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Post by Cyrus on Mar 17, 2004 0:57:38 GMT
The menopause in men provokes an identical reaction....they all buy Raybans, leather driving gloves, then go shopping for a shiny red car. "Something red and shiny... shaped like a penis..." OMG! No wonder he gets the girls...
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Post by azazel on Mar 19, 2004 5:09:57 GMT
A place for NN maybe? ;D
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Post by azazel on Mar 19, 2004 5:10:43 GMT
Somewhere for the rest of us
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